Are you going to tell everyone the news?
Yes Archie.
Okay then. Go on, tell them while I'm on the line with you.
Hey everybody, Archie has been cast in a new film called Espion. It's a romantic thriller about spies and stuff.
Good. Thanks for telling everybody.
Sure thing Archie. I'm glad to help get the word out. Now, since I did a favor for you I'd like you to do a favor for me...
What is it?
How about you come to Monkey Central and I do a tasteful photo shoot of you and I interview you for the blog.
Ummm...
Well?
I can't hear you. Our connection is breaking up....
Archie, come on. Be a sport. I'll even make you dinner.
Hello? Hello? I can't hear.....(click)
Ok. I see how it is.
2 comments:
I'm sure it was just a bad phone connection, Monkey. Like when I call Jennifer Beals.
"tasteful photo shoot" - tsk tsk.
You should have offered to her your fan fiction instead!
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