"Hi kids, I'm two time MVP Frank Robinson and I was the first African American to manage a major league baseball team, so I know what the hell I'm talking about okay. If you want to score with the ladies you got to be nice and listen to them when they talk."
"Yo dudes, Luis Tiant here. Being respectful of women is a good way to get them to go out with you. Don't be all up in their faces with your slang, don't be grabby, and don't be using curse words around them damn it."
"Take it from dead ol' Norm Cash guys, do not get hopped up on horse tranquilizers right before your dates. It pisses off chicks something fierce."
"Boys, be well groomed and clean your fingernails before all your dates. That always worked for me."
"I'll bet you didn't know I played Gopher on the last season of The Love Boat did you? It's not something I'm proud of but hell yeah, I did it. Hey, can you spare a few bucks so I can get a bottle of cheap wine? Drinking helps me forget that no one but asshole bloggers remember me now. No? Well up yours then you cheap bastard.""Al Kaline here. If you're going to "hit it off" with the girls then you've got to be well dressed, courteous, and always remember that 'No' means no. And between you and me, you did the right thing by not giving Patek any money. He's a mean drunk who pisses any damn where he pleases when he's plastered."
"Hey smart ass, I know you only asked me to be in this post because of my name. Sure, laugh it up, 'Dick Pole' hahahahaha, funny huh. Well you know what? I've had enough of guys like you so I'm gonna get together with my buddy Dick Trickle and we're gonna put it to you. What? Did I just use a double entendre? Dang, I got to stop doing that."
"Sure end with the guy with the big ears, very funny. Laugh it up mister. But remember this while you're chuckling about my huge Dumbo like ears, I actually played major league baseball and you didn't. You didn't even make the varsity team in high school monkey boy."
10 comments:
Reggie's up to bat, Ted is on deck, and Dick's in the hole! Hee.
I'm sorry but those aren't just big ears, that's some kind of freakin SYNDROME there! Bad genetics at work. Was he related to the British Royal Family or just from West Virginia?
my mother threw out all my baseball cards -- from the early 1960s -- years ago
i could have retired to Iceland finally!
And dcap, if you had those ears, you wouldn't even have needed a plane ticket. Start flappin'!
What's that saying about a man with big ears? Oh, wait. That's big feet being directly proportional to the size of something else. Not big ears. Too bad for Don Mossi.
Don Mossi looks like quite the live wire, doesn't he? Jeez dude, you get paid to play a little boy's game. Lighten up.
GKL-You naughty thnig!
MNMom-I'd say Kentucky.
D Cap-Iceland? Not some place warm?
Merry-You're naughty as well. I may have to spank you and Kristi.
Kirby-Don parties like it's 1999 all the time.
DMVM - Do you promise?
Forget the ears on ol' Mossi there. When he comes out of his pitch he looks like he's taking a dump.
Oh sure, Al Kaline, Mr. Hall of Famer, has to be all punny with the "hit it off." Give it a rest, Kaline, the Tigers suck.
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