Thursday, February 7, 2008

Praise the Lord and pass the lube!

Ted Haggard is out of gay recovery. He said upon leaving, "I'm not gay anymore but my boyfriend still is. Praise hot hunky six pack ab Jesus."

7 comments:

Ubermilf said...

So, let me see if I understand the context of this story:

Using money earned as a religious leader to purchase illegal drugs? OK

Lying? OK

Being gay? Not OK

Am I missing something? I'm going to cheat on my taxes, steal some stuff, and take a sledgehammer to the next car that cuts me off. When the police catch up with me, I'll simply say, "But at least I'm not GAY! And they'll let me go with a warning.

Right?

Ubermilf said...

P.S. I wrote "context" but I meant "subtext."

Übermilf regrets the error.

Mnmom said...

What a freak. I agree with ubermilf.

Joe said...

Ted Haggard is a big crybaby. When Jimmy Swaggart's demons forced him to jerk off with hookers, he didn't need any lengthy "recovery program" Hell no! He had his demons cast out over the phone by Oral Roberts.

dguzman said...

So glad to have him off my team. I can't imagine any self-respecting gay man who would do him for anything less than $1.5mil.

Fran said...

What a feckin loser. Pathetic feckin loser.

Micgar said...

I heard he left to take over for Strong City cult leader Michael Travesser in NM. Check this out good doc. on another religious nutbag-http://www.travesser.info/site/info/doc/doc.php