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I got a plan to put a stop to it. Ya'll wanna hear it? Shit, somene wake Cheney up god damn it. Ok, since the Jesus lovers don't like McCain and since the business wing don't like Huckster and since that Mormon hair do freak dropped out, we need a candidate that will unite the party and who will keep us in power for another 8 years. Who is that candidate ya'll ask? He's in the next room, you wanna meet him? Okay? Good. Ya'll close your eye until I tell you you can open them.
Okay, open ya'll eyes. Here I am, the new Republican candidate. I'm George W. Bush's long lost brother Billy Joe Bob Bush. Heh heh heh, I look just like him except I got this fancy moustache. Heh heh heh, did I fool ya'll? I think we can get the people to fall for it all we got to do is to start bombing Iran and tell them that the terrorists are gonna attack us and they'll do just what we tell 'em to do again, like we did after 9/11. What do ya'll think?
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Hey! Where ya'll going? We can do this! I'll have people photoshop Billy Joe Bob Bush in all our family photos, them voters will swallow it, I know they will! Hey, come back! I'm not playing ya'll, ya'll come back!
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Shoot. I'll show them. I'll make this scheme work. But first I need a drink and I think I'll catch up on my Girls Gone Wild DVD watchin.'
Oh shit, them girls of mine done got in one of them DVD's after all. I gotta admit they look purty. Oh yeah, work it girls. Work it for Daddy. That's right, show some skin.
Daddy loves the pit shots. Keep that arm up Not Jenna. You look hot baby.
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Oh holy crap! They look better than Momma does in a bikini. Heh heh heh, I'm gonna spank them girls for doing this DVD. I told them not to do stuf like this till I was out of office. But damn, I can't stay mad at them when I'm so turned on. Wait a second, who this girl gone wild?
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George? Are you down there?
Shoot! It's Laura. Dang it! I was nearly there. I better put lil' Georgie back in and zip up before she catches me again.
George? Are you in there watching Girls Gone Wild DVD's again?
No honey, it weren't me, it were Billy Joe Bob. Heh heh heh.
10 comments:
If that weren't so damn funny I'd be grossed out.
Euw. He's bad enough as we already see him. Now i can't stomach my breakfast. The decadence of this administration has parallels with the past -- I'm thinking now of the Ottoman Empire and the Roman Empire.
Great post, Dr.! Thanks for that last pic, too. I had been hoping for a nice puke this morning.
Ha haha ha ha ha
Now put Ann Coulter's face on a woman's body.
GOP gone wild
I laughed, I cried, I roared, I cheered... Then I saw that last photo and I upchuckabeed all over myself.
But it was totally worth it.
I think your phone may be ringing- Walter Rove, Karl's "Long Lost Brother" is going to be calling to see if you can do PR and campaign work for Billy Joe Bob Bush or whatever the hell is name is.
"They look better than Momma does in a bikini. "
Bar in a bikini...thanks you just spoiled my beautiful mind.
Brilliant post, and probably not far off from what actually goes on in Bush's tiny little brain.
yes, the last picture is truly disturbing, kind of like taking a delicious fudge sundae and then smothering it in anchovie paste.
OMG... YOU ARE DAMN HILARIOUS. I HAVE NO OTHER WORDS TO POSSIBLY DO THIS POST JUSTICE!!! :-)
Oh holy sweet jeebus, monkey, I was laughing so hard I threw up.
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