will be played by Mena Suvari. 
The Iron Sheik will come out of retirement to play Bush McCain.
And the part of Mrs. Bush McCain will be played by the chick who used to be Ellie Mae on the Beverly Hillbillies, Donna Douglas.
The parts of George Bush and Dick Cheney will be played by trained weasels.
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Whoa, Ellie Mae didn't hold up so well, huh.
Always nice to see the Iron Sheik back in the game.
Yeah, those days by the cement pond where not helpful to Ellie Mae. Wheeooo doggies!
Ellie Mae has not changed her hair style. Either that or she is wearing that old Ellie Mae wig.
I think I know who could play her. 'Cept the girl can't act.
My god, Donna Douglas did not age well, did she?
A few years back (around 2000, I think), my now ex-wife Cynthia and I were sitting having lunch at The Wishbone, a popular Chicago restaurant, when I realized I knew a woman who was sitting a couple of tables away. I finally realized that it was Mena Suvari, who we'd seen in American Pie the year before.
I'm depressed that Ellie Mae has gotten old. That means I am too.
Mad- Nope.
Chris-Heck yeah it is.
Missy-Not at all.
Jess-If you can fake an orgasm, then you can act.
Johnny-I'm jealous. Did you speak to her?
Mauigirl-If it's any consolation, Jethro didn't hold up well either.
What happened to Jethro, oh I heard his real name is Rush Limbough.. not not1 not not 2..
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