Have you ever given a dance party that was so loud and wild that the Deparment of Homeland Security had to be called in to break it up? Dr. Smith has. And he'll do it again. In a heart beat, even though this country is at war and the divide between the rich and the poor gets wider every day. Dr. Smith is wrong to be dancing and partying while there's so much work to be done to fix our nation. Dr. Smith, wrong for dancing, wrong for America.
You can bet Monkey/Love will leave the dancing to the dancing girls because we'll be too busy working our asses off to make this country great again.
I'm Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein and I approved this message because I can't dance but I can fix this country. And please ladies, stop staring at my crotch.
I'm Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein and I approved this message because I can't dance but I can fix this country. And please ladies, stop staring at my crotch.
10 comments:
Too late. It was the first thing that caught my eye in the picture. Okay the second, after the hula hoop.
Oh, the pain, THE PAIN.
Oh don't be so modest, I bet you can dance with the best of 'em!
Whoa, you caught me in the act. I couldn't help myself, Mr. Monkey, your crotch is awesome.
Sorry, I know--your eyes are up HERE. But that flashy silver outfit just screams at me, even though I'm a lesbian, and then I just start looking. Oh, sorry, I looked again. (ew) Oh, sorry. (ew) Dangit! (ew)
danger dr m
danger dr m
Oh, sure you mock my platform of Dance Dance Revolution in every home, but the American people will love me for it!
- Dr. Smith
PoP-Sure, you saw the hula hoop first. Riiiiiiiiiight.
UberMILF-It will feel better if you jsut lay back and stop thinking about it. Also taking off your clothes will help too.
Missy-I used to shake 'em down but now I stop and think about my dignity.
Madam Z-It's a national treasure.
Dguzman-It's okay, everyone stares, even lesbians. I'm used to it.
Dcap-Danger is my middle name.
MWB-You want the people to dance while you plunder the treasury! I'm on to you.
Sorry- baby blue satin really leaves nothing to the imagination.
What did you say? I'm too busy staring at your crotch.
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