...so I said, "If that's the Pope, then I'm a monkey's uncle!" What? We're on? Oh, uh, okay then. Hello America! You kind of snuck up on me, heh, heh, heh. We just wanted to wish all of you out there a happy holiday season from everyone here at the Monkey/Love 2008 campaign. And that includes me, my lovely running mate and our staff which includes Salamander Slim, T Rex, Granny G, Jimmy the Wonder Pony, Lil' Tre, Zazzbo, Elliot Junior, Chester T Blankenship, Patty Cake, Patty Oh, Pete Moss, Kate Moss, Moss Def, Def Comedy Jam, Jamie Lynn Spears, Spearchucker Jones, Me and Mrs. Jones, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Midnight Mass, Weapons of Mass Distraction, Action Jackson, Jessee Jackson, Joe Jackson, Shoeless Joe from Hannibal Mo, Motown Mel, Mel C, Mel B (hubba hubba), the late Mel Blanc, Lee Marvin in "Point Blank," and all the little people I forgot to mention.
Kristi and I are going to head down under since it's summer down there and we're going to hang out with some Aussie political geniuses.
Okay, you got me, we're going to do some Tampax ads. Heck America, we've got to raise money any way we can, this campaign isn't cheap you know. ********
Anyhoo, we want to wish all of you a very happy holiday season and we hope you all get what you want this year, some hot Monkey/Love!
5 comments:
Effective immediately I am changing my son's legal name to Salamander Slim.
Merry Christmas to you and yours!
:)
Kirby-He'll thank you for it someday.
Suzie-You too.
That's some staff you got there; no wonder you're tops in the polls!
OMG that's a real tampax ad, isn't it? I can't believe my fuckin' eyes. Wow. Those people were nuts.
Tampax, because a woman has more than three periods.
Monkey/Love in 2008!
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