Exposed!

It seems Wisconsin blogger and all around busybody Jess Wundrun has been hiding a little secret from the world for the past few months. Remember her little "hiatus" she took? She claimed that she had "bloggers block" and needed to get away for a bit, well, it turns out that she actually went into the jungle to give birth during that time! After a bit of digging a Monkey/Love campaign operative dug up this photo of Ms. Wundrun with her lover Dr. Zaius and their love child! That's right, these two have been canoodling in private while deceiving the world in public! It all makes sense now doesn't it? Now we see the reason for all those baseless attacks on me and my campaign. Shame on you two! Stop hiding your illicit romance and tell the truth for once!