Vietnam War era George Bush:
"Vietnam? Hell no I don't have to go. Daddy got me into the National Guard."
Iraq war era George Bush:
"Leave Iraq? Hell no we won't go or some terrorist that we helped make might come here and knock up mah daughters."
Larry Craig in July:
"Men's room hook up, heck yes, I'll go."
Larry Craig in September:
"I'll go if I can't get my guilty plea reversed."
Larry Craig after a judge refuses to let him take back his guilty plea:
"Leave the Senate? Hell no I won't go, if I did I might miss homoerotic photo ops whith my homeboys if I did."
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And that crazy bitch Ann Coulter says we should all become Republicans. I don't know about you but I wake up every day and rejoice that I'm not in that mess of hypocritical haters.
6 comments:
i am with you Dr. M
as for that toilet pic, doesnt look like it can accomodate the Larry Wide Stance
Praise Jesus I'm a democrat! Well, at least I'm praising him right, and don't have the words "double" or "hypocritical" or "retarded" attached to my person... :)
Holy Unibrow batman, that's quite the photo of young Bush
I wish I believed in judgement day.
Oh, how I wish.
Did Shrub finally take care of that unibrow or what?
Dcap-I'll bet you can find him a toilet in NYC.
JD-OK.
Devilham-Them are his "presidentin" hairs.
D Cup-You and me both sister.
Coaster-Laura plucked him.
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