Maybe in some parallel universe where the San Diego Padres are the New York Yankees is Bush a World Series hero. And if I was Kirk Gibson, 
or Don Gibson,
or Mickey Lolich,
or Derek Jeter, or Jacoby Ellsbury, or David Ortiz, or Lou Gehrig, or Babe Ruth, or Don Drysdale, or Dizzy Dean,
or Sandy Koufax, or any bat boy on any team that ever played in the fall classic I'd demand FOX Sports apologize for putting that stupid criminal murdering thug in the same company as me. In fact, if I was them I'd beat the shit out of Rupert Murdoch and Bill O'Rielly for slandering my hero-ness by calling Bush a World Series hero.
or Don Gibson,or Mickey Lolich,or Derek Jeter, or Jacoby Ellsbury, or David Ortiz, or Lou Gehrig, or Babe Ruth, or Don Drysdale, or Dizzy Dean,or Sandy Koufax, or any bat boy on any team that ever played in the fall classic I'd demand FOX Sports apologize for putting that stupid criminal murdering thug in the same company as me. In fact, if I was them I'd beat the shit out of Rupert Murdoch and Bill O'Rielly for slandering my hero-ness by calling Bush a World Series hero. 
8 comments:
Jeez-it approached being a spoof or a joke, but I guess either way it is. Albeit a sick one.
Fox never ceases to amaze. Never.
THANK YOU! you are spot on, my friend. couldn't have said it better myself.
Disgusting, foul, back bench material.
I feel the throwup coming just from reading this - glad I missed it.
I have two words for this-
Horse
Shit
Excuse me-
Elephant
Shit
one more reason to never watch anything on fox
GWB should be banned from baseball for life, after the fuck-up job he did owning the Rangers. He constantly contributed to how bad they sucked.
I could've gone my whole life without watching that.
My happiest world series memory? When the White Sox beat the Astros right in front of Bush Sr. and Barbara's fat faces as they sat behind home plate.
Bob Gibson, not Don Gibson. Don Gibson was a country music star.
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