The day finally arrived when I had enough cash and I ran to my local iSplotchy retailer and I plunked down my money.
I was giddy with happiness. My feet barely touched the ground as I ran home. But then I tripped as I crossed the threshold of el Casa de Monkey and my iSplotchy flew out of my hand, fell on the floor, and it shattered into a million pieces.
I took my now useless iSplotchy back to the store but I was told that there was no warranty on it. What a rip off. I'm begging you people out there not to believe the hype. The iSplotchy sucks, don't waste any of your hard earned money on it.
15 comments:
Aww, damn. I was so looking to it too! [sigh] At least I still have my iMonkey.
That is just tragic. Will the next model have 2 pipes?
Those are nanorocks, you ignorant monkey!
Does the iSplotchy come with any accessories, like a sparkly pink carrying case? And, can I download feldspar as well as granite, or is the iSplotchy limestone-specific?
It's not the isplotchy's fault that you're a klutz. Quit blaming the fine folks in corporate America for your shortcomings. Admit it. You just hate technology.
You know what else sucks? Floam.
Bastards--I hate Circuit City.
Way overpriced for what you get.
I'm gonna hold out for the cheap, Wal-Mart knock-off version myself.
I had a feeling they pushed the iSplotchy onto the market too quickly.
Those bastards. Shout it from the rooftops, so nobody else gets ripped off: "death to isplotchy!"
sell it on ebay -- there is a buyer for anything, even a smashed iSplotchy
i know why it sucks the guy you bought it from got it at walmart
ok, what is an isplotchy? spill. I hit the site, but I don't get it. I am that retarded or overtired. forgive jewgirl.
I am waiting for the arm strap, so I can avoid this problem. Unless it makes me fall over onto my arm, but in that case, my arm might break and then I can file a lawsuit and get rich enough to buy disposable iSplotchys.
JD-Much better than your previous comment. This one was amusing because you agreed with the premise of the post.
Missy-Yes and it will have a tropical aroma!
Splotchy-You're personal attacks on me will nay go unpunished! :)
Whiskey-Yes it comes with an acessory, it's a prepubescent Thai boy named Qwok.
UberMILF-You can still get Floam? You're so lucky.
DGuzman-I agree.
Jon-Isn't everything?
Chris-It's made in Arkansas!
Beth-Just like they did with the Segway.
Barb-I shall!
Dcap-Good idea!
Dr. E-You may be correct.
Jewgirl-It was a rock that was supposed to take us all to the promised land. And yes, you may be retarded but we love you still.
Freida-Then you'd be living the dream.
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