Thursday, October 4, 2007

Add another one

The list of things lil Georgie Bush hates grew by one more thing today. For those of you who just joined us the current list of things he hates is as follows:

1) True freedom
2) Poor people
3) The citizens of Iraq and Afghanistan
4) Democrats
5) Any people who disagrees with him
6) Any one who says "No!" to him
7) Children without health insurance
8) People who don't love his version of Jesus
9) The mean lady at McDonald's who told him to get off the slide
10) People who demand accountability for federal contractors in Iraq
11) Black people
12) The Hollywood bastards who won't green light another "Rambo" picture
13) Simian bloggers who constantly make fun of him
14) Elizabeth Kucinich (because she's so much prettier and smarter than Laura, Jenna, and Not Jenna)
15) Dudes who kiss and who love other dudes

7 comments:

zip37602 said...

Great list Monkerstein but I take issue with #15.
Remember Jeff Gannon, White House prostitute &
Republican shill? See Bill Maher's take on it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3e9paM_hYo

dguzman said...

I think he also hates chics who kiss and who love other chics.

Some Guy said...

#9 cracked me up as well as "Not Jenna". That's probably what he calls her.

Blueberry said...

How about Mexicans? And French people?

Does Condi count as Black?

Distributorcap said...

i would put good money on him hating his father...

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Zip-Take issue with all you like, it's my list so there. Nah, nah, nah.

Dguzman-He likes to watch two chicks kiss.

Chris-If he calls her at all.


Blueberry-Ok he hates foreign people too.

Dcap-You're right. He's got "daddy" issues.

vikkitikkitavi said...

16) The fact that he can never, ever, ever have another drink, or another snootful of cocaine, ever again.