Yes, it's true I did bite someone in Madison, it was an annoying Republican who was saying bad things about Russ Feingold, but I was not subsequently quarantined. Instead I was whisked off to the Wisconsin Dells where I met and networked with some of my upper Midwest supporters. And I'd like to give my hard working agent provocateurs, oops, I mean my socialist cadres, oh crap, I mean my new BFF's in Wisconsin and Minnesota a special shout out! Here's to you Suzy, Whiskey Marie, and Missy! Thanks for all the fried foods on sticks and the butter covered everythings.
So now that I have addressed the lies and fantasies of Ms. Wundrun, I must now address what could become a festering boil of a situation. I seemed to have made a young man cry earlier today. He left me some comments in my comments section on other posts and I was a bit rude to him and he's spent the rest of the day softly sobbing in his room near Niagara Falls. Ok, I'm sorry. There, I said it. Ok? All better now? I was still pissed over my shitty internet service and I may have taken some of that anger out on you. I'm sorry and I swear I'll try to do better. Now give yourself a hug and know that it's from me. Ok, stop touching yourself now. I mean it. You'll go blind if you don't. Oh wait. That's not true, I haven't gone blind yet. But seriously, stop touching yourself for awhile.
Now because I need to use up all these pictures of people in red fezzes, I present them and their comments unedited.
"Hello! If Dr. Monkey is elected and we finally get single payer universal health insurance I can get this furry growth removed! I'm begging all of you to vote Monkerstein/David in 2008."
"Umm, my friend and I are not drunk enough to have a threesome with you yet Monkey boy, now go buy us a quart of vodka and we'll see if that does the trick."
"Heh, heh, heh, I like Laurie David. I'd like to touch her boobies."
"My sideburns scream for justice."
"Voting for anyone but Monkerstein/David is treason!"
"My sideburns scream for justice."
"Voting for anyone but Monkerstein/David is treason!"
Well said young man. That's all for now, I really must be going now. It's been over 90 for three weeks straight here and I must go cool off in the pool. I'll talk to all of you later! Right now it's cannonball time!
5 comments:
I think my husbands cousin is the only Republican in Madison...I guess you would have bit her if you bit anyone!
Fried foods! Butter! Woot!
Missy-She was tasty.
Monkey, you were kind of hard on the beaver last night.
I thought you headed due west to Mazomanie and not northwest to the Wisconsin Dells.
While you're there, you must stop and have a Swig with Nig
What? you found it right away? Knew you would.
Now that you have my photo to steal I can only hope I will show up in "full metal fez" one day.
I can hope.
It's okay. I understand the misunderstanding. Everything's better now.
And "touching myself"? I do no such thing, sir! [..........]
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