Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Who's taking August off?

Sen. Vitter from Louisiana?
The hookers he loves to see?

The ever higher march of the price of gas?

This chick?
Oh hell no.

The hotness of Gong Li?
The guys who are occupying Iraq and Afghanistan?
Nope, but the Iraqis and the Afghans sure as hell wish they would.

Major League Baseball?
Nope. Tumbleweeds and brush?

Not while this guy is around.

Are the jaw dropping lies of Tony Snow taking the month of August off?
Sadly, no. Well damn it, who is taking the month of August off?

The guys we "liberated" over four years ago, the Iraqi Parliament.

Well that makes sense and it just goes to show you how little regard politicians installed by the Bush junta have for their people and for public opinion. Maybe that's a bit harsh, after all Tony Snow did say it was 130 degrees in Baghdad in August, oh wait, that may have been a lie too.


Johnny Yen said...

Well, you know, it's not like there's anything pressing that they need to work on, like, say, an imminent civil war...

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...


angry ballerina said...

Second that motion here. And then some.....