Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Who's Googling me now?

People who want to find pictures of Archie Panjabi nude are Googling me now.

While I certainly agree that Archie is quite the hottie I find it odd that no one ever wants to see my other adoptee, Cloris Leachman. nude.

Sure Cloris is past 70 but she's still gettin' it done. She's quite the GILF.


Others who are Googling me also include people who:
-want to impeach Buch,
-want to cook eggplant,
-want to carry on conversations with their girlfriends,
-want to find jokes about monkeys, kids, kid Panjabi (whatever the heck that is),
-want to see monkeys with their hand in a jar,
-want to plumb the depths of depravity,
-and who want to look at interspecies porn.


Someone in the Philippines wanted to find out "what are the things that monkeys can do like humans." I'm guessing one of those things would be enjoying natural hot springs.

Someone wanted to see "Spock in a fez."
I can't help the person who wants to see Archie nude out, but I can oblige on the Spock in a fez.

I said 'Spock in a fez' not sock in a fez.
Oops, okay, here you go:


To be honest though, I could care less how people find me, I'm just glad they do. And I'm even gladder that all of you read my blog and that you leave me such, most of the time, wonderful encouraging comments. It blows my mind that people come back day after day to read what I have written and I am grateful that you all do. From the bottom of my heart, thank you.

11 comments:

J.D. said...

Hey, at least no one's looking for "AnnaSophia Robb's boobs" or "russıa beatıfull get angry movie" here.

kelsi said...

i love your blog so very much. doc monkey = one of my favorite apes. and not least of all because of that picture of monkeys (some sort of monkeys!) enjoying natural hot springs. really. that made my day.

Evil Spock said...

Evil Spock's gotta get that pic of Evil Spock in a fez pronto.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

JD-You say that like it's a bad thing.

Kelsi-Ahh my little California sugar booger, I love you too. Smooch!

Evil Spock-I'll post it if you get it to me.

Anonymous said...

1) I want Quisp.
2) I come to stare at the monkeys, Tommy Thompson's hair, and all those funny shapes that someone once told me make up words.
3) Can I get two fez to replace the DCups?
4)Keep writing!

Freida Bee said...

Can you direct me to the monkeys with hands in jars please?

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

D Cup-My answers are:
1) So do I!
2)I come for the snacks but I stay for the fresh lemony scent.
3)As long as I get to put the fezzes on you.
4)I'm hooked now. I have to keep on writing.

Freida-They're on the third floor next to the power tools which are across from the lingerie.

GETkristiLOVE said...

What about Spock as a Pez? There's a photo for you. Although my entire hockey team would probably buy a sock in a fez if they were for sale.

NotSoccer Mom said...

heheh... interspecies porn!

i come back for your funny writing. keep up the good work!

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

GetKristi-Spock in a Pez, hmmmm. You may be onto something.

Notsoccermom-Aww, you're making me blush. Thanks for coming back. I appreciate it.

Unknown said...

I'm here for the GILF, what an ODD ODD ODD thing to say :0)