Sunday, July 22, 2007

This just in

Some polyps had an ignorant asinine insidious cancerous growth removed from their asses today. The polyps are resting comfortably and should be out and about soon.

Unfortunately for the rest of the world the growth is also doing well and is back to his old bloodthirsty greedy world dominating ways. We can expect thousands more people to die, millions of dollars of wealth to be stolen by his cronies, and more environmental damage will take place as a direct result of this growth being allowed to remain President of the United States.

It's time we gave our country's colon a cleaning. Let's clean the Bush/Cheney polyps off before they become more cancerous than they already are.

6 comments:

Life As I Know It Now said...

So far I have had two big belly laughs today and both because of your posts. Bush is an asswipe for sure!

PJ said...

Well said, somebody needs to flush that piece of poo down the toilet.

Freida Bee said...

Potty humor, my favorite! Bush and Cheney seem right at home in the toilet. Somebody please FLUSSSHHH!

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Lib-I'm glad I made you laugh, twice.

PJ and Freida-I dream of flushing both of them down the toilet.

Jenn Siva said...

I dont agree Dr. Monkey. I am hoping in the next year they can repeal term limits, so he can run and win again. I mean this war may be hitting a low spot, but we need someont like Bush to show us how to win it.

Freida Bee said...

There's my ultimate hell, right there, greensunflower, but at least we would have instant revolution. Just add pepper spray.