"I never listen to bloggers. I'm a real journalist, only I know the truth!"
"Hillary bad! Rudy good! Rudy fight terror! Hillary has a vagina!"
"I have a vagina too but no one watches me! Boo hoo.
"My cat style of journalism will defeat your crane style."
Oh for fuck sake, shut up all of you, here's my deal. When you all stop being shills for the rich white guys in power and your networks stop taking advertising money from the greedy, blood sucking, soul crushing multi national corporations and they start letting groups like this sponsor the news:
Amnesty International
Service Employees International Union
Oxfam Relief
Then maybe, just maybe I'll start watching your news shows again. I can only imagine what a better world we would live in if groups like those sponsored the news. Maybe then you'd report on world hunger, human rights abuses, unfair elections, unfair economic systems, and corporate greed and crime more often.
But you know what? Even if you do see the light and decide to start reporting on the real problems we face, I'll still believe what my blog buddies write more than what your corrupt asses write, because we've been right on the war all along and on health care too.
6 comments:
Go you!
I get a little thrill when I see a Nation ad on one of these shows.
Especially since they have Sam Waterston.....mmmm..Sam Waterston.
D Cup-Thanks for your support. And while I am not gay, I can appreciate Sam Waterston.
Hardball - sponsored by Oxfam. I would so dig that myself.
Deep sigh.
Great post Doctor.
And yes- Sam...mmmmmmm is right!
Damn Skippy!!
And I'll triple (quadruple) that mmmmmm on Sam!! Yummy!
I don't watch the news anymore either. fox, cnn, msnbc, none of it. I get enraged. I read my news online at reputable sources. topping my list, huffpo. ah, live. love. the po of the huff.
do you read utne reader? check it out. I think you'd love it.
I been an Utne reader for years kid, years I tells ya!
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