Yes?
Which one of these priests is nuts?
The late great Father "I swear that money was only resting in my bank account" Ted?
Father "We're not meant to take all the Bible stuff so seriously Ted" Dougal?
Father "Feck! Drink! Girls!" Jack?
or
Surely that's a trick question. Why the last one of course. Nutty as fruitcake he is. My stars, why does he want the rest of the world to hate all Roman Catholics? His nuttiness is enough to turn a girl atheist! Or go runnin' inta the arms of Ian Paisley.
Now, who wants tea? You? Ahh go on, have some. Go on, go on, go on, go on. And maybe a sandwich too. But definitely tea, go on have some tea, go on. go on. go on, go on.
(If you haven't picked up Father Ted on DVD yet kids, then go out right this second and buy it or order it online, it's a favorite here at Monkey Muck HQ.)
2 comments:
Protestants are the scourge of the earth. I hate them more than French Canadians, which is something.
benny's a bitch ass ho-pope from hell.
ooh, I wonder if I just ruffled a few boys loose from his girdle. damn. careful, schwartzy, don't want to piss him off... too much.
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