- Hey, you assholes in the BMW, the Toyota pick up, the Chevy SUV, and the Nissan Altima, I'd like to remind you that the speed limit from the 381 junction all the way past Ingle's Supermarket is 30 miles an hour. No matter how much you ride my ass, flip me off, or scowl at me when you fly past me I will not speed up past 35 mph.
- Hey Ingle's Supermarket produce people, I'd like to remind to stop piling the crushed ice on top of the herbs. It does not make them last longer, in fact it makes them go bad quicker.
- Hey Congress men and women, I'd like to remind you that Bush and Cheney have not been impeached yet. Could you all get on that please?
- Hey Colin Powell, I'd like to remind that it was your ass who helped get this war started and now you say you think Gitmo should be closed? Sorry but anything you say now is automatically going to be thought of as a lie.
- Hey film and television industry, how about letting Archie Panjabi head line a film or TV show for once. How hard could it be after all, I mean you do let Steven Segal and Bruce Willis headline films, so why not someone with talent for a change?
I expect all of you people to remember those reminders and to get started on doing better.
3 comments:
The herb thing bothers me too! Stupid limp cilantro . . .
Btw, why aren't you growing your own? Its summer for crissakes!
El Casa de Monkey is actually a condo. We are growing some herbs in big pots outside our condo. We are growing several varieties of basil, tarragon, sage, and rosemary. The cilantro always dies when we plant it, as does parsley.
I have some interesting Asian Coriander where the leaves are more frilly and kinda look like dill almost. Takes 2 weeks to grow.
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