Are they getting ready to have elections again in Germany?

They claim terrorism is going to be on the rise in Germany. Hmmmm, isn't Merkel a conservative like Bush? Oh no! Look out Bavaria is loaded with yummy cream and terror! Berlin is full of angst ridden intellectuals, risk taking film directors, and suicide bombers.

But if on the oh so slight chance it is true, then please god keep this one safe:

That's all I'm saying.