Thursday, May 31, 2007

Some Swedish women talk about Fred Thompson and stuff

"He is trying too hard to be Ronald Reagan. He's not pulling it off."

"He is very bad actor."

"Our flowers are pretty and they smell good as well."




"A life time of playing people in charge in Hollywood movies has gone to his head."

"We would like to kiss you all night long and hold you in our slender yet sensuous arms Dr. Monkey. Do you see our pucker?"





"Leave us alone you old letch. Can't you see we have snared the only Asian Swede in the land. Go away."

"His monkey odor is on me, I must go shower. Are you two joining me?"




"Please talk to us of ABBA or meatballs."


"I have seen this old man you speak of, he frightens me and my small animals."







"Jag och Jens har spelat så jääävla mycket Nintendo 8-bitars så det är läskigt. En kväll somnade han och jag satt uppe till 02.00 och spelade mig manisk. Men allt spelande har också resulterat i att vi klarade Super Mario 3, något jag aldrig gjort tidigare så då blev jag glad. Nu är det Super Mario 2 som är min (och Jens) största mani."







"Why yes, of course I keep up with American politics, everyone in Sweden is obsessed with your elections. Why we hardly have time for anything else. In fact I am reading a book by Al Gore right this very second. I think Fred Thompson is an old fart and a fake populist. I hope your media can make sure that you all understand that as well as we do here in Sweden. We all know that even Ron Paul would make a better President that that Moon Pie sucking, gravy sweating, cigar chomping old dork Fred Thompson. But what we also know is that if you want to be a great country once more, you will elect Dennis Kucinich. He is the man to lead America into the future."



And that proves once again, that since the hot ladies love Dennis, so should you! Vote Kucinich in 2008.

4 comments:

mark hoback said...

the Swedish girls all like Fred's red pick-up truck.

SamuraiFrog said...

It's just so shallow that a major reason I like Kucinich is Elizabeth's hotness. I feel like Christopher Hitchens, with his pathetically shallow crush on Laura "The Reptilian" Bush leading his praise of the administration.

Dr. Zaius said...

You are being entirely unfair. Fred Thompson is not a very bad actor, as you state. He is merely a bad actor. Sometimes he almost mediocre! Almost!

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

We never made any claims of being fair to anyone at any time.