Thursday, May 31, 2007

Jokes you can tell your kids


Put those hands together for Unibrow Grocery Store Guy, he's a got a joke you can tell your kids.
Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Monkey!
Monkey who?
Monkey won't fit that's why I knocked!
Thanks everyone, I'm here all week.
Ladies, don't forget to check out my 'tenderloin,' heh heh heh. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Here's a joke you can tell your kids.

One night a little boy was being bad at the dinner table by not praying to Jesus for thanks and then not even eating his peas.

So his parents went on a wild multi-state killing and robbery spree.

NOW EAT YOUR FUCKING PEAS!!!!!!