A League Of Mullets Movie Review

Yo we watched Mistress of Spices and here is our review:

Okay we admit it, we watched a chick flick. Sometimes you have to, for whatever reason, so stop judging us. So upfront we're telling you this is a chick flick and that we did not like it. We can see how some people, mainly chicks, would like it, but it just did not do it for us.

The story is pretty slim and what story is there is pretty silly. The lovely Aishwarya Rai comes to the USA to run a spice shop, she breaks all the rules she is supposed to live by when she meets a scruffy Dylan McDermott, they fall in love, they overcome obstacles to their love, and then an earthquake brings them together in the end. Yawn.

The main problems we had with this movie were primarily the fact that it looked like Dylan McDermott had forgotten how to shave, we've never kissed a dude before but we think that facial scruff might scratch a bit, and secondarily, that it is was another one of those movies where the demure but sweet foreign heroine can only find love with a white man from the USA, as if to say that all other men from everywhere else in the world, especially her home country, were inferior or unworthy of her love.

The only thing that made this movie bearable was the lovely Ms. Rai. So now we present some pictures of the lovely Ms. Rai for all to enjoy.

We are sad to say the not even the addition of characters with mullets could have saved this film.

So say us!!! So say we all!!!!!