He's baaaaack and he's just as nutty as he was when he left. Today on the CBS Morning Show White House Press Flack, oops, sorry, we meant, Press Secretary, Tony Snow, had the gall to say that our Idiot in Chief had never tried to tie Iraq and Saddam with 9/11. Excuse me? Did we hear you right Tony? I mean we could have mis-heard you, after all we still have Rep. Kucinich's clarion call for impeaching your bosses in our ears, but did you honestly fucking say bush jr NEVER tried to tie Saddam and Iraq to 9/11?
Because if you did, then please sir, we encourage you to lay off the pain medication or whatever it is you are taking since your new bout with cancer and join the rest of us in the real world. Your boss did nothing but try to connect Saddam and Iraq with 9/11. Go back and look at all the lie filled speeches and the press conferences where he insisted that there was a connection between the two. Dude, maybe you came back too soon if you expect anyone to believe that bullshit.
Right wing nut job Bill Kristol, seen here getting hit with a pie in his smug face, yesterday tried to blame everything that is wrong in the world and in Iraq on Bill Clinton. Oh Bill, when will you stop blaming the Clinton's for everything? Was it Bill Clinton who stuck you with your tiny little dick at birth? We all know you talk big and act bold and brash to compensate for your little prick. We love how you call for war everywhere to protect America but you never offer to go fight. And we really really loved this:
We knew this day would come, we knew that when Tony Snow-Job came back, the lovely Ms. Perino, seen here trying to stop her nose from growing after telling yet another lie, would have to crawl back under her rock and disappear from public view. We'll miss you Dana, we admit we have a crush on you. Some of us monkeys love the icy blonds who live their lives without giving a fuck about the truth or reality or those damn dirty brown skinned Muslim people who are getting bombed for no good reason in Iraq. Hang on, we just got an idea, since you did such a great acting job while Snow-Job was out, maybe you could star in a Leni Riefenstahl bio pic. After all sugar, you and the late Leni both work for megalomaniacal dictators.
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