Better American?

Who is the better American? 

George W. Bush plunged the USA into two costly wars that turned a budget surplus into a huge deficit, he let 3000 of his fellow citizens to die on 9/11/2001 because of he was lax on national security, and he's directly responsible for all the deaths, dismemberments, and displaced people in Iraq and Afghanistan. 

Hugo Chavez gave thousands of people in the USA free home heating oil.

Game, set, match, Chavez. 

Rest in peace Hugo.

Get your facts straight

 Before you go around claiming that Obama's appearance on the Jimmy Fallon Show damaged the institution of the presidency, remember some of the things the idiot who preceded him did:

 kept us enslaved to foreign oil based dictatorships,

 mocked native peoples with his 'dancing,'

 took a record surplus and turned it into a record deficit in record time,

and then there was all of that stuff.  

Now, tell me, which president damaged the institution of the presidency, and our country more?

Just a gentle reminder

President Obama is indeed responsible for everything that happens on his watch, just as Bush Jr was for everything that happened on his.  So, conservatives, it's time you all started blaming Bush/Cheney for letting our country get attacked on 9/11/2001.  Just like the rest of us have been doing all along.

Presidents who had Muslim friends

Newt says the media is hiding Obama's Muslim friends. You know, unlike they did with these former presidents and their Muslim friends.

"Thank you for invading Iraq and not Saudi Arabia."

"...and then the Mexican guy says, 'Don't shoot! I'm the pope!' "

"Electric cars! Hahahahahaha, that's a good one!"

Where's George?

I went to my local corporate bookstore yesterday to look for a few things and I ended up doing a good deed. I helped George W's new book find it's rightful place on the shelves.

It was sitting in the 'New Books' section when I walked in and that didn't seem right so I took it here:But since he's not really a Christian because after all a real Christian wouldn't condone torture, start a war for oil, and be so awful and heartless towards the poor and working people, so I moved the book on to this section...
Alcoholism is a disease after all. And once and alcoholic, always an alcoholic. But I gave him the benefit of the doubt, he may have quit drinking after that last binge in Germany when he gave German Chancellor Angela Merkel that awkward back rub. So I pressed onwards to find George W a new home...
It didn't seem right to leave him in this section because as a nation we're a long way off from recovering from what he did to us. So we pressed onward...

He seemed at home here because of all the lies he told us while in office. Remember the fiction of that big 'Mission Accomplished ' banner? Even he regrets that fiction now. But still it didn't seem quite right to make that section his final home. So we went looking for a more suitable place...
Finally! Jackpot! Bingo! He was right at home in the 'True Crime' section because when all is said and done his crimes were truly many, he dragged us into two wars, he let corporate greed and corruption go unchecked, he let military contractors rape us and Iraq and Afghanistan, and he let the USA suffer it's most horrific terrorist attack while in office.

So rest easy little George W book, you're finally in the area of the bookstore you can truly call home!

Safe?

Serial liar and delusional former President Bush Jr said recently, "In terms of accomplishments, my biggest accomplishment is that I kept the country safe amidst a real danger."

My question is what country is he talking about?
The worst terrorist attack in our history took place under his watch.
Then he used that attack as a pretext to go to war where hundreds of thousands of people got killed, maimed, and psychologically damaged.
And because he took us to war extremists all over the world stepped up their terror attacks, thereby making the world a much more dangerous place. So he didn't keep this country safe. Nor did he keep our allies countries safe, both the bombings in Madrid and London were a result of the wars of terror on Iraq and Afghanistan.
Iraq isn't safe. Even after years and years of war.
Afghanistan isn't safe after ten years of war.

Oh wait, there is one group of people who Bush Jr did protect and keep safe, his base of obscenely rich white men.
Murdoch and his billions are safe.
Lying murderous Amway thug Eric Prince CEO of Blackwater/Xe and his billions are safe.

Pat Robertson and the Christian Taliban are safe.

The rest of the world and the working man and woman, not so much. History will show time and time again that Bush was the worst President ever. I wish there was a hell for his lying murdering delusional ass to burn forever in.

Taste and compare

In 2001 over 3000 Americans die in a terrorist attack on the USA while George W. Bush is President. In 2009 no Americans die in an attempt to blow up a single jet in Detroit while Barack Obama is President.

And yet somehow George Bush's not protecting us in 2001 wasn't a failure of intelligence even though he was warned by people in the Clinton administration that Bin Laden wanted to attack us but what happened under Obama is an abject failure.

Crazy huh.

It's almost as crazy as Glenn Beck attacking the birthers for being paranoid nuts and then blaming the White House when they flood his show with calls to tell him he's an idiot for attacking them.

Sanity in the corporate media, where art thou?

What Bush really inherited

James Carville's crazy wife said Bush inherited the 9/11 terrorist attacks. It's s statement stunning not only for it's simple stupidity, it's also yet another attempt at revising history. Republicans and conservative pundits have always tried to act like the biggest terrorist attack on this country didn't happen on their watch but in point of fact it did. The US Supreme Court had named Bush Jr, the idiot, President after they halted the recount in Florida and no amount of lies can alter the fact that Bush was President when those planes hit the Twin Towers. No amount lies can alter the fact that his administration, and Clinton's, and Bush the elder's, and Reagan's as well had the Taliban and Osama Bin Laden's terrorist group on their payroll. Those two organizations fought Communists so we gave them money. It's a fact. It's not a fact the right wing likes mentioned but it's a fact, it's a matter of public record.

But that's not really what I want to talk about in this post. What I want to talk about is the things Bush really inherited, not the fantasy shit Mary Matalin makes up. Here's a partial list of things Bush inherited when the Supreme Court named him President:

• A budget surplus. (Which he then turned into a huge budget deficit because he plunged us into two never ending wars.)
• International goodwill. (Which he then pissed away by starting two wars that seem to never end.)
• A solid economy that was working for most all Americans and not just the ones at the top. (Then when he cut taxes in the middle of his wars he sent the economy of working and middle class people into a tailspin that they will never get out of under our current economic system.)

Dick Cheney's former top aide, Ms. Carville, would do well to remember the history of this country the way it actually was and not how she wishes it were. But when it comes to Bush Cheney Kool Aid drinkers, this pretty much sums it up:

Bush the elder refuses to be seen in public with his dead beat son

No kidding, really, it's true. When Bush the elder found out his son was going to Ted Kennedy's funeral, he decided not to go. My sources tell me, "A spokesman for Bush said Friday that he and his wife, Barbara, decided not to attend Kennedy's funeral after learning their son, former President George W. Bush, would attend."

Pretty fucking harsh huh. Even his father won't be seen in public with him. I can't blame the old guy, I wouldn't want to be seen in public with a lyin' murderin' war criminal either.

Cover of George W. Bush's newest biography released:

In an odd coincidence Dick Cheney was also going to use that title for his autobiography.

Book Deals in the News

Bigots, homophobes, and fans of idiocy rejoiced this week when news that former Miss California Carrie Prejean, seen here relaxing at home, got a book deal. It is not known if one can color all the pages in her new book or not, but what is known is that she requests that you stay inside the lines when coloring and that you do not use pink when you color the pictures of men.

In a related development the same publisher that is putting out Ms. Prejean's book has also signed these two cans of Spotted Dick to a book deal. A company insider said, "Hell, we figured if Miss Opposite Marriage could write a fucking book then a couple of cans of Spotted Dick would be able to as well. They're working on a gay mystery tentatively titled, 'The Case of the Disappearing Weenie.' We're expecting it to be huge darling, pun intended."

And finally, former President, serial liar, and greedy blood soaked murderer George W. Bush is having a rough time working on a tome about his disastrous Presidency. He's not having trouble putting words to paper, he's having trouble keeping his head out of his wife's ass.
No word yet on if Laura's ass is experiencing any complications from having her hubby's tiny pin head shoved up it.

Way to go Peru!

If they can find their former democratically elected leader guilty of crimes against humanity, then surely we can at least put Bush and Cheney on trial.



Thanks for being the American leader in justice Peru!

Where was the outrage?

Right wingers, including Laura Ingraham's pal Megan McCain, are outraged over President Obama going on the Tonight Show and for having the gall to publicly make his NCAA picks known. Ummm, excuse me folks, but where was your outrage when Bush was crawling around on the floor of the oval office while pretending to look for Saddam Hussein's WMD's while America's sons and daughters were dying over in Iraq? Where was the outrage when Bush spent three or four weeks at a time on vacation while the country sank into recession? Where was the outrage when Bush jetted off to Beijing to slap those skinny skanky beach volleyball chicks asses?

As was pointed out on Countdown last night, just because his predecessor could only do one thing at a time, when he found time in between mocking the deaths of our servicemen and women and his numerous vacations, that doesn't mean President Obama is the same way. You see rightwingers, that's one of the differences between Bush and Obama, Obama is smart enough to multi task and Bush wasn't. Bush has adult ADD, Obama doesn't.

Save your phony outrage for the budget bill and for when team Obama rolls back the Bush tax cuts. And go ahead and bank a good bit of that phony outrage for 2010 when Republicans get their asses kicked for the third election cycle in a row.

The days are just packed! (A very special guest post by former President George W. Bush)

Hey, what's up America? Ya'll caught me havin' a snack! Heh, heh, heh, since I don't have me a chef no more I got to eat when and where I can, so ya'll excuse me while I finish up this here snacky thingy. Mmmmm, nom, nom, nom, this is so good! I wish ya'll could have a bite so ya'll could see how good it is. But ya can't, so there. And now I just ate it all up, so you'd be out of luck if ya'll was here, which you ain't any way, so there you go. Some of ya'll be wonderin' what I been up to since I got let out of office. Well, I ain't got no secrets any more so I'll tell ya exactly what ol' 43 has been up to lately.

I been spending quality time with the twins. Well, to be honest I been spending more time with Jenna rather than her sister. Me and Jenna like the same kinds of drinks and Jenna ain't developed Cyclops eye like her sister Not Jenna done went and did. I still love Not Jenna and all but dang her only having one eye in the middle of her face kind of freaks me out. I'm enjoying my time with ol' Laura now as well. She's a lot more mellow for some reason since I left office, which is cool. I seen my folks a few times since we left DC but it's been kind of weird. Daddy 41 thinks I'm momma and he keeps on hittin' on me. I think he's going senile or something. Speaking of 'or something' I been having bad dreams since I left office. I been dreaming about little brown kids crying and stuff. In my dreams they scream and cry and some of them is all red in the body in addition to bein' all brown skinned. Some of the kids is missin' arms and legs and heads and have holes in them and they chase after me in my dreams. Laura got worried, well when I say 'worried' I mean she got pissed off at me for waking her up at night with my crying from all the bad dreams and all and she got me an appointment to see a head shrinker.His name is Dr. Schadenfreude but I just call him Mike 'cuz I like the name, it's all manly and shit. Anyway, I been talking with Mike about my dreams and he says they is the least of my worries. He says I got illusions of grandeur and that I ain't got a gripe on reality. He's right about that last thing, I got no gripes against reality. I love reality, especially reality TV. Me and Jenna watch all them shows like American Idol, Survivor, America's Next Top Food Chef, I Was A Teenage Breast Feeder, Rural Gang Rape Follies, The Adventures of Kiko the Wonder Pony, and our new favorite

Meet the Bronstiens. Man who knew a show about a couple of dope smokin' Jews was so funny? Not me, that's who knew.

Anyways, since we moved from our place in Crawford, which I got to tell you I was happy as a pig in shit to get away from 'cuz damn,clearing brush gets old after awhile. Same thing with getting my ass bawled out by Cheney and givin' Condi a bikini wax. So what do I do with all that time I got from not clearing brush? Well, ya'll ain't gonna believe it but I done went and learned how to knit and crochet. My specialty is making saucy 1970's style berets for the ladies. I make a bunch of 'em and I been sellin' 'em at the local flea market.As ya'll can see, the chicks dig 'em.

That's all I got time to tell ya'll about now, I got to run. I'm late fer an appointment with Mike. I got to tell him about this dream I had last night where Laura was pulling my teeth out with a pair of rusty pliers while my momma stood beside her and called me a little girl 'cuz I was crying while my teeth was getting pulled. See ya'll later America, 9/11!