Clown time isn't over

• In Indiana a Republican member of the state legislature says that unless the abortion laws in his state are changed then women who are hell bent on getting an abortion will lie and say they've been raped or been made pregnant by a family member in order to get a free abortion.

• In Florida Republicans are up in arms about a Democrat state legislator who had the gall to utter the word 'uterus' on the floor of that august body during a debate on women's reproductive rights.
• And this from the Associated Press about my state: A proposal that protects teachers in Tennessee from being disciplined for allowing students to critique scientific theories — such as evolution — is headed for a full House vote.

That's right folks, women will lie in Indiana just so they can get that abortion they always dreamed of, medical terminology is smut in Florida, and in Tennessee, teachers who allow their students to equate creationism and intelligent design with evolution are to be protected.

What do all three of these pieces of insanity have in common with one another? They were all brought to you by members the Republican party.

Modern conservatism, stupid, shortsighted, and anti science. But you knew that already didn't you.

Republicans are saying that the Christmas day terrorist 'attack' is the fault of President Obama

Funny, when the same thing happened under Bush/Cheney is was Obama's fault as well.

This just in...

...Sarah Palin claims there was an unprecedented level of media involvement in the media's reporting on last year's election. And she charges that media involvement with the media continues to this day. Please stay tuned to this blog for any and all further developments in this story.

Could you not keep it in your pants you dumb ass?

Hey Eliot Spitzer, for a supposedly smart guy who was a rising star in the national Democratic party, you sure are an idiot. You tossed it all aside because you just had to get a little, smart move Smelliot.

I know the lure of "high class" call girls, like this one is strong with you rich and powerful white guys, but seriously how hard would it have been to keep that one eyed trouser trout of yours in your pants?
Well dumb ass? How hard would it have been? Millions of guys do it all the time. Yeah, I know a lot of guys cheat on their spouses and the women or the men they're in relationships with but millions of us don't. Some of us are too scared to and some of us think that when you're in a committed relationship you owe it to your partner to keep your dick in your drawers, no matter what. And if the time ever comes when you feel like you just can't keep that cock of yours tamed any longer, then you know what decent people do Eliot? They end the relationship they're in and they move on, in other words you dope, you don't dork anyone else until you're a free man.


Maybe you felt like you had to go outside your marriage to get some because your wife is butt ugly. Hmmmm, let's see what you and she look like together:Holy Christ on a cracker. She's a freakin' knock out. And you, well dude, you're no Tom Jones my man. Looking at her and then looking at you, I'd say you married well out of your league looks wise. Yeah, she's got it all goin' on Eliot in the female departments. But you're the fucking Governor of a big powerful state and you just had to get a little on the side. Well I hope it was worth it, because now after it's public that you got it, you can toss any thoughts of getting reelected to your office, in fact you'll be lucky if they don't force you to resign in disgrace. And you can toss any thoughts of running for any higher office you may have had in the trash you sex crazed moron. Dude, instead of cheating on this womanyou chose to stick your Slick Willie in a hooker. Instead of bonking a whore when you were horny and the wife wasn't around was going to the restroom and choking your chicken out of the question? I'm sure you know how to do that. All guys know how to do it. It's encoded in our genes and we've been doing it since we were young boys. Tell me, is the Governor of the great state of New York is forbidden to "rough up his suspect" while in office? Is it against state law to "dust your dolphin" if you're a rich and powerful politician? Somehow I doubt it.

I hope you enjoy the hell your life has become and I hope you get used to hearing that you are "Gov. Eliot Spitzer, the guy who had his promising political career ruined because he just had to fuck a skeevy road whore."

I'm betting divorce is down the road for you now, just like political obscurity is. While I've got your wife here I'd like to ask her a question, "Could you smile and act cute and coy if you plan on taking your dumb ass husband to the cleaners in a messy divorce?"Okay. Thanks much Mrs. Spitzer. I hope you have fun cleaning out Eliot's bank account and if Sparky ever dumps me I'll give you a ring sometime after your divorce, okay?