If I had the chance to talk to God I wouldn't waste my time just talking politics with him. I'd talk to him about why he lets so many good people die young while letting so many greedy amoral assholes live to ripe old ages. I'd ask him why some of the people who speak for him say it's okay to be rich and greedy while the book he supposedly wrote says exactly the opposite. I'd ask him why if he really hated gay people then why did he make so many of them? I'd also ask him why he created disease, cancer, war, strife, racism, other religions, and other bad stuff. I'd ask him why he made all those fossils to fool us into falling for evolution. Then I'd ask him why he created evolution.
I'd love to ask him all that stuff but the fact is I can't, because he won't talk to me because he doesn't exist. And so it follows that if he does not exist, then Joe the fucking plumber didn't talk to him either.
Joe was actually having a conversation with the voices in his head, just like all people who pray do. And usually having conversations with the voices in your head means you're insane. Go figure.
