A few people and one monkey would like to tell you something

Dead reactionary Romanian military guy says:"Stop looking at my beard. I mean it. Stop it, your beady eyes on my lovely lustrous beard is creeping me out. Go away. I'm not kidding."

Cameron says:
"Why am I on here again? Hey, do you think the chick behind me in the green tank top would go out with me?"

Former Canadian Prime Minister Kim Campbell says:
"I'm not Prime Minister any more so I have to charge less for my peep shows. It's not so bad though, I still make more than Brian Mulroney ever did. Oh, you wouldn't have any poutine on you would you?"

Naomi Klein says:

"I'm happy Kim Campbell is no longer our Prime Minister but I'm not so happy her peep show is making so much money. Oh yeah, buy my new book. And while you're at it, buy my old one too."

A drunk sock monkey says:

"I'm drunk. And I'm a sock monkey. Crazy huh? Really makes you think doesn't it?"