Today is our day

And by 'our' I mean the American people. It's our to decide which rich person gets to run our country. So get off your ass and got vote if you haven't done so already.

As you can tell I'm for the less rich black guy because I know he's more like me than that cranky old man and that moose and wolf killing dunderhead from Alaska is. Obama has been down and out like I've been. He's worked his ass off to get where he is today. He didn't slide by on his family connections like the current President did and like the current Republican nominee did. He worked hard as an organizer in Chicago. He worked hard while at Harvard and while he was an Illinois state senator. And for the last two years he's been working his heart out to be our next President. But the thing is, even though he been running for two years, he still took time to vote on the big essential issues in the US Senate while running. The cranky old white man didn't, in fact about the only thing he voted for in the past two years was to bail out Wall street.

I know this sounds crazy but I'll kind of miss all this election business when it's over. I love the whole long drawn out process, I always have, probably always will. But having said that, please, do us all a solid and go vote. Let's end this today. Let's put Democrats in charge of two out of three branches of the government and then let's pray that Obama gets to appoint two or three Supreme Court justices while he's in office over the next eight years.

The people have spoken

The results are in and you people, well 47% of you anyway, have voted to keep the new banner picture! Only 2% of you hate art and want me to change it back to the basic purple that it was and a staggering 4% of you need your eyes checked because you did not notice the banner.


However a whopping 38% of you want to make sweet sweet monkey love to me because you love me. I'm going to have to ask those of you who chose this option to hang loose since I don't cheat when I'm in a relationship. I'll let you know when and if Sparky kicks me to the curb. Until then, you kids keep the home fires burning for me, if you know what I mean.


More polls to come in the future, so stay tuned!