said that the EPA might try to regulate the amount of water Baptists use when they baptize people. It's something that would never happen, but it's a real government related fear that Gomer and his flock have. So let's play along with Gomer and come up with some other stuff that a government led by a religious right nut job might do!
Ready?
Okay!
- A Mormon president could get elected and he could force us all to wear his magic panties.
- A Baptist minister could get elected president and he could force us to murder all people who don't share his narrow view of the Bible.
- An evangelical person could get elected president and force all people who acknowledge the truth of evolution to be beaten with thin metal rods.
- A Roman Catholic could get elected president and force us all to get ass fucked by a priest.
- A Pentecostal could get elected president and they could force all women to become breeding machines with no voting rights!
- A hardline Jew could get elected and they could force all Christians and Muslims into interment camps.
- An atheist could get elected...wait, no...that could not ever happen, not in the USA anyway.
