If you thought that religious based homophobia among what are supposed to be the most learned among us was dead, then you'd be dead wrong. It's been reported that a doctor in New Jersey has denied a gay man HIV meds because his illness was 'God's punishment' for his lifestyle. If it's true then this doctor needs to have his or her license to practice medicine revoked and to be barred from ever seeing a patient again.
Same goes for doctors who refuse to give abortions to women who have been raped and pharmacists who refuse to dispense birth control pills or the morning after pills to women or men. Your morals don't get to factor in anyone's health. If you're a doctor or a pharmacist, your conscience doesn't mean shit, what matters is the health of the patient.
Science doesn't give a shit what faith you practice. Do your fucking job, and do no harm to your patient. Science and medicine should never be mixed with religion.
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Sunday, June 3, 2012
Friday, June 11, 2010
Babies, what's up with them anyway? (A very special Monkey Muck Special Report)
Babies, they're everywhere and you see them all the time. They're in strollers, cribs, cars and trucks, and inside women's bellies.
Just what are they up to?
Turns out they're up to plenty, the little bastards.
They have managed to insinuate themselves in all corners of the globe and into every ethnic group. As you can see from the state of the art illustration from the 1970's babies have been spotted in hardworking yet humble white families and they've turned up in the families of soon to be undocumented American workers as well.
And yes, even families in the tropics and southeast Asia have been known to sport the occasional baby. However it's been proven in study after study that Latvia, Estonia, and Patagonia must import babies due to strict religious and culinary customs.
Babies in the womb of women in most western countries delight in forcing their host mothers into mocking their husbands. The woman in the illustration below is reminding her husband that she'll never ever fit into that tiny night gown again. She didn't want to do it, but the baby inside her made her do it. Some babies also force their host mothers to watch bad television, learn medieval Italian, and to listen to Aldo Nova.
When given half a chance babies will suck the life out of their parents. They begin with the mother.
They wait until their teenage years to work on their fathers. They have also been known to try to wheedle things like gas money, food, and shiny trinkets out of other family members.
Here's two little known baby facts:
Babies born north of the Arctic circle come into the world covered in a downy hairy pelt that is almost as hairy as Robin Williams back.
Babies who were conceived on a beach grow up to be gritty adults.
In conclusion, it looks like babies are here to stay and they won't be happy until we all attend to their every need. The dirty bastards.
Just what are they up to? Turns out they're up to plenty, the little bastards.
They have managed to insinuate themselves in all corners of the globe and into every ethnic group. As you can see from the state of the art illustration from the 1970's babies have been spotted in hardworking yet humble white families and they've turned up in the families of soon to be undocumented American workers as well.
And yes, even families in the tropics and southeast Asia have been known to sport the occasional baby. However it's been proven in study after study that Latvia, Estonia, and Patagonia must import babies due to strict religious and culinary customs.Babies in the womb of women in most western countries delight in forcing their host mothers into mocking their husbands. The woman in the illustration below is reminding her husband that she'll never ever fit into that tiny night gown again. She didn't want to do it, but the baby inside her made her do it. Some babies also force their host mothers to watch bad television, learn medieval Italian, and to listen to Aldo Nova.
When given half a chance babies will suck the life out of their parents. They begin with the mother.
They wait until their teenage years to work on their fathers. They have also been known to try to wheedle things like gas money, food, and shiny trinkets out of other family members. Here's two little known baby facts:
Babies born north of the Arctic circle come into the world covered in a downy hairy pelt that is almost as hairy as Robin Williams back. 
Babies who were conceived on a beach grow up to be gritty adults.In conclusion, it looks like babies are here to stay and they won't be happy until we all attend to their every need. The dirty bastards.
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