Showing posts with label dictators. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dictators. Show all posts

Friday, February 11, 2011

Egypt's five steps to recovery

Step one, get rid of your dictator thorough non violent peaceful protest. (DONE!)

Step two, keep protesting until you get rid of all his henchmen and the CIA stooges in the government.

Step three, nationalize all industries that are controlled by western corporations.

Step four, never ever EVER listen to what the IMF or World Bank says.

Step five, make sure all people have equal rights and are allowed to vote.

Monday, January 17, 2011

And now here's a word from former Haitian dictator Baby Doc Duvalier

"I have returned to Haiti to help." He licked his lips, rubbed his hand together, and said, "I've come back to help myself to what I didn't steal the first time around. If you thought the poor had it bad now, holy shit, wait until I get done raping them this time! I invite all multi national corporations to my country to assist me in the plunder and pillage I'm about to commit."