Monday, January 17, 2011

And now here's a word from former Haitian dictator Baby Doc Duvalier

"I have returned to Haiti to help." He licked his lips, rubbed his hand together, and said, "I've come back to help myself to what I didn't steal the first time around. If you thought the poor had it bad now, holy shit, wait until I get done raping them this time! I invite all multi national corporations to my country to assist me in the plunder and pillage I'm about to commit."

5 comments:

Tengrain said...

"It's all you can eat, too!" he did not murmer...

Regards,

Tengrain

Ricky Shambles said...

He looks like the type that eats babies. On a rotating faux zebra-blanketed bed.

Cap'n Ergo "XL+II" Jinglebollocks said...

well, at least he's showing follow-through... So many of 'em simply don't nowadays. Probably from watching too much TV...

gmb said...

I wonder who sent him. Because he's there for a reason that has $$$ attached.

libhom said...

I hope he really does end up going to prison.