Sorry I'm unable to take your call right now, I'm off armchair traveling with one of my celebrity girlfriends

I bought this great book by my long time celebrity girlfriend and primate smarty pants Jane Goodall:
I paid fifty cents for it and it's chock full of photos of the lovely Miss Jane when she was just a young thing. Sure, it's got a lot of great pictures of chimps as well but come on, who can look at chimps when there's a young Jane Goodall prancing about?

I also got this picture book about Japan:
And this middle school book on South Africa:

I'll be scanning photos from the last two books, which cost me fifty cents each by the way, but I just can't bring myself to tear out any of the photos of Jane and her friends so I'll leave that one intact.