Monkey see, Monkey like!

My pal Suzy the Quaker vixen sent me this link. For those of you who won't click on that link it's a website that's chock full of vintage public domain images that you can download, print, and use for whatever you like. It's full images like these:


I know I'll be spending lots of quality time looking at that site. Thanks for telling me about it Suzy!

Oh the things you'll see!

When the Mega Millions lotto gets up around $100 million I make the drive over to Bristol, VA and pick up some tickets. Today after buying a couple of tickets for the next three draws I went into one of the many antique stores in downtown Bristol. I didn't buy anything but since the place was so big I did snap a few pictures of some of the stuff that caught my eye.

When regular bacon isn't enough for you, get yourself some candy bacon! It looks almost life like and it's got a keen "BACON VIEWING WINDOW" just to give it that more realistic look. You can bet Uncle Oinkster is happy that he's not in that package.

I found a treasure trove of these old style scientific sex mags from the '70's. I almost bought this one but I decided against it because it was mostly articles. I'm sorry to say I did not check this to see if the middle article was for or against blackmailing the homosexual. And I didn't see what the answer to the timeless question "Should You Marry Your Cousin?" was. I figured since I have never married any of mine then I didn't need to know.

They had a few lurid gossip mags at the antique store as well. Oh how I loved the cover, it's got Commies doing lobotomies, Oral Roberts, and a gal in a bikini. The British bad girl they refer to on the cover is Joan Collins. This magazine was from the mid to late 1950's and judging by the pictures of her they used in the article she was at least 40 back then. She was on the last series of Footballers Wives on BBC, so you can imagine how old she is by now.

Despite the urge to snap all three of these magazines up I settled for just taking photos of the covers.

Side boob but no butt crack.

I don't think Ms. DeMos ever had a tan in her life.

But it wasn't all bacon, babes, and side boob, I did spot some Quaker propaganda.
I'm betting Blue Gal or Suzy planted it there to lure unsuspecting and impressionable kids to Quakerism. Those insidious Quaker vixens will stop at nothing in their attempt for world Quaker domination. Oh well, I suppose it could be worse, we all could fall prey to the unholy siren song of the Mennonites.

Roll out the welcome wagon!

Welcome to the new additions to the blog roll!

First up is former chef and current Boston area IT guy Devilham of Devilham's Attic. He blogs about food, his job, politics, and his family. If there is a cuter baby boy than his anywhere in the world I'd love to see it. He posted his recipe for Carolina Style BBQ Sauce the other day and if you missed it you better go check it out and look at his cute kid while you're there.

Next up is Suzy at Luminiferous Ether. She's a Wisconsin blog gal like our pal Jess Wundrun and Miss Suzy is a progressive woman after my own heart, what with her love for local and organic foods and all.

And last but never least is the force of nature known as UBERMILF. She's bringing us light and love, but no porn, from the Chicagoland area. What is is with all you Midwest bloggers anyway? Why are you all so witty and smart and required reading?

Now leave me alone while I work on my tan, I'm going to the beach week after next and I got to catch some rays, in the mean time go by and say "Hi!" Tell them Dr. Monkey sent you.