Just a gentle reminder

With the collapse of the government in Lebanon, the floods in Brazil and in Australia,
the burial of the victims of the Tuscon shootings, and the departure of Cam Newton from Auburn, Sarah Palin would like you to remember that she is the one who is most affected by all of this and that she is the one who's hurting here. So, please, pay attention to her and if you're so inclined and you have a few minutes, rub one out while thinking of her. And that goes for people of all sexes, races, creeds, and colors.

How do you feel now Sarah?

Full disclosure: I did not make this image. I got it from my super cool Facebook friend Harmony Wu.

Sarah Palin's motherhood lessons

Here's Sarah Palin's Mother's Day Twitter thingy:
Okay Sarah.

Well played.

I'm not sure who you stole that line from but I know you stole it from somewhere because you've never had an original thought in that head of yours. However, despite that fact, you have taught us all some important lessons about motherhood from your actions the past few years and here's the main ones:

• It's okay to be a quitter.
• It's fine to preach about public service but it's even better to quit public service if you have a big book deal and a 'news' network who is ready to pay you hundreds of thousands of dollars to be an 'analyst.'
• Never accept responsibility for anything, blame the media and non evangelicals for all the problems you caused.
• It's bad when other people's kids have children out of wedlock but it's okay if yours does.
  
• Use your kids for political props but then when other people call you on it it's cool to say they are attacking your kids and evangelical Jesus.
• Being two faced and hypocritical is a virtue.
  
• Being catty is fine as long as you're conservative politically.
• Jesus only loves conservative white politicians and their families.
• Revising historical fact is totally awesome as long as you do it to suit your political agenda.
• One must always blame one's lack of knowledge on someone else, preferably the 'lame stream media.'

You're a real mom all right Ms. Palin. You're so real and dear to certain people in fact, that I'd go so far as to call you a 'mommy dearest.'

Election '09-Special election in NY round up

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, let me catch my breath, I'm laughing too hard, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Way to go Sarah! With your help the Republicans kissed good bye to a safe seat they had held for years in upstate New York!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. You cost your party a seat due to self aggrandizement and your lust for selling your soon to be panned book. You fancied yourself a king maker and instead of victory, you got the shitty end of the stick. Hahahahahahahaha. Way to go. All those real Americans in upstate NY voted for the Democrat you tried to defeat. Nice going. It's another loss to hang on your charm bracelet.

Yo Sarah, add this to your list of non accomplishments when and if you make a run for President some day. And oh, how I hope you make a run some day. Because if and when you do, then most of this country will see you for the charlatan you are. I can't wait to see how you try to pass the blame for this loss in upstate NY on someone else. And I can't wait for your book to tank as you flail about in interviews on your book tour.

Maybe you might have a chance at higher office or becoming a decent person if you emulate the Democrat you worked so hard to defeat in upstate NY. He's the epitome of what public service is all about. He served in the Air Force and retired from it, he didn't quit like you did when you were governor. Then after years of serving his country he decided to serve it some more in the Congress, while you choose to whore yourself out in order to sell a book you didn't even write.

Exit the quitter

Raise your hand if you're a quitter who cynically used your family as props every chance you got during your self aborted political career.
Raise your hand if you were the most unqualified Vice President nominee in history and one who made Dan Quayle look like a mental giant in comparison to you.Raise your hand if you are intellectually incurious and if you couldn't give a shit about the issues as long as you look pretty and can rouse the rabble.
Now Miss Quitter, put your hand down and slink off to the FOX Noise channel where you'll fit right in with Mann Coulter, Mike Malkin, and Gomer Huckabee.

On this July 4th holiday, never forget those who served their country

And never forget those who cut and ran when the going got tough:Sarah Palin, quitter.

This one goes out to Madam Z

Madam Z, after you watch this perhaps you'd like to rethink this post.

What's funny to me is how they won't even let Sarah Palin talk to the media, much less appear at an event on her own. I'd say that pretty sexist of them to shield her from the voters because she's an inexperienced woman.