Showing posts with label Cardinals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cardinals. Show all posts

Monday, April 5, 2010

5 out of 5 Cardinals agree


Native American actress Tantoo Cardinal agrees that she was underused in film and television throughout her career.

Liar and drug abuser Mark McGwire agrees that even though he's a liar and drug abuser he's never forced any underage children to have sex with him like some cardinals in the Roman Catholic church have.

Hall of Fame pitcher Dizzy Dean agrees even though he's been dead since 1974 he still likes to have a few beers and listen to the musical stylings of Mojo Nixon.

This photo of Claudia Cardinale agrees that it really doesn't belong in this post because one pronounces her last name 'Car-di-nal-eh' not 'Car-dinal.'

Kurt Warner agrees that since I don't accept his faith that I'm going to a hell that doesn't exist and that people like him made up to scare people into believing their religious bull shit.
And this cardinal just wants to poop on your car. Or perhaps, you.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Ladies and gentlemen...

...please give the St. Louis Cardinals a warm Monkey Muck welcome! They've got some news for you all.
"Hey everyone, if you're not reading STFU Believers then you're missing out on a funny fun blog that pokes fun at the Christian zealots and their insistence to infect the world with their bat shit craziness. And don't forget to watch the premiere of Project Runway tonight at ten PM eastern on Lifetime."