Do this during the holidays:
- Be nice to retail workers.
- Get your holiday cards sent out on time.
- Buy a new toy and give it to Toys for Tots.
- Smile more.
- Try to relax.
- Waterboard Dick Cheney and all the other people who claim that what the CIA did wasn't torture.
Don't do this during the holidays:
- Bitch about long lines at the post office.
- Drink any thing Bill Cosby offers you.
- Shriek "It's Merry Christmas!" at someone who wishes you "Happy Holidays."
- Watch a Christmas episode marathon on TV.
- Buy into the nonsensical 'War on Christmas.'