Monday, December 15, 2014

Holiday do's and don'ts

Do this during the holidays:

  • Be nice to retail workers.
  • Get your holiday cards sent out on time.
  • Buy a new toy and give it to Toys for Tots.
  • Smile more.
  • Try to relax.
  • Waterboard Dick Cheney and all the other people who claim that what the CIA did wasn't torture.
Don't do this during the holidays:
  • Bitch about long lines at the post office.
  • Drink any thing Bill Cosby offers you.
  • Shriek "It's Merry Christmas!" at someone who wishes you "Happy Holidays."
  • Watch a Christmas episode marathon on TV.
  • Buy into the nonsensical 'War on Christmas.'

1 comment:

Who you callin' housewife? said...

Will do. And will don't. Joyous festivities to you and your love ones.