In olden days, the judge said, "Forsooth, I am hot as hell and not in the 'good' sense of that phrase. On top of that, I'm hungry as hell. Bring me some food about this long and I will eat the hell out of that shit."
"Overruled!" shouted the judge before he ripped a fart that peeled the paint off the wall behind him. "Gimme that dog. NOW!" The judge grabbed the dog, popped it's eye out, and skull fucked it before he ate it raw.