Wednesday, September 11, 2013

As long as you're never forgetting 9/11...

Don't forget to not forget this other stuff too:

  • Don't forget to eat your veggies.
  • Don't forget to wax your car.
  • Don't forget to give your uneaten supper to the starving masses in Africa.
  • Don't forget to check under your bed for Communists.
  • Don't forget to keep your privates smelling minty fresh, and I'm talking to you all you males out there.
  • Don't forget to make a note of all the things you need to forget to remember.
  • Don't forget to call your mother...what you call her is your business.
  • Don't forget the Alamo or Pearl Harbor.
  • Don't forget to wipe.

1 comment:

gmb said...

Your suggestions are far more sensible. By the way, my office is located right at the site. This year, no delays getting into the building, no big crowds, nothing. I think its "matured" and mopst people will only give a damn on years ending in 1 and 6.