"Who needs a gun when you got a body like mine?"
"When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will...fuck it. I want everything but hunting rifles banned. And fuck it if this chick next to me doesn't like it."
"Is this where the Cirque de Soleil auditions are being held?"
"No more AR 15's? Oh shit, how is my boyfriend going to compensate for his small penis now?"
"Gun control? How 'bout some boob control? Am I right here people? Mom's cans are enormous, I can hardly get my mouth on her nips, much less my hands around her cans."