"Mitt didn't get re-elected? God damn it. I knew we should have run a Bush."
"Free birth control pills? No thank you! If I have them then I might want to have even more sex with my brothers."
"We're already hating which ever Romney that's planning on running in 2024."
"Blacks are taking over everything. I wish one would take over for my husband in the bedroom. He hasn't gotten it up for years now."
"I saw bunches of Negroes voting, even after I intimidated them."