It's time to check in with some rank and file Republicans

 "Moo."

 "Mitt didn't get re-elected?  God damn it.  I knew we should have run a Bush."

 "Free birth control pills?  No thank you!  If I have them then I might want to have even more sex with my brothers."

 "We're already hating which ever Romney that's planning on running in 2024."

 "Blacks are taking over everything.  I wish one would take over for my husband in the bedroom.  He hasn't gotten it up for years now."

 "I saw bunches of Negroes voting, even after I intimidated them."

"Moo."