"Mom, I'm getting the fuck out of Dodge for a while. I need to let off some steam, take some drugs, do some vandalism, have an abortion, and incite voter fraud."
Her mom said, "That's fine honey, your out of work dad and I needed some some sexy alone time so we could make another baby that our big government overlords will have to feed because we take no personal responsibility for our lives or the children we bring into this world. Be sure to take your little brother with you or he might want to sex me up too. On second thought, leave him here in case your meth addicted dad can't get it up. Hail Obama!"
As soon as she got outside she saw some kids exercising and playing a game that the patriarchy uses to keep vaginal Americans oppressed, so she broke the game up and told the boys to follow her. The lads were God fearing Jesus loving children but they were entranced by Debbie's out of control sexuality, so they meekly submitted and followed her.
"Hey look!," cried one of the boys, "She's displaying and I'm getting a boner!" "You mount her first," said the little Negro boy, "I might stretch her out with my big penis that I now plan to stick in every white female I see!"
So all in all, it was just another regular day in Debbie's inner city life.