You're an idiot if:

• You refuse to get your kids vaccinated.
• You use the word 'Xtians' to refer to Christians.
• You think Obama is going to become a progressive should he be re-elected.
• You believe that Romney is going to be any different than either one of the Bushes.
• You're into Jeff Foxworthy and any of those other 'comedians' he tours with.
• You're pumped about the Spiderman reboot and whatever Twilight movie we're on now.
• You believe that one day the wealthy among us will become compassionate and give away all their money.
• You believe that big business is taxed enough.
• You support Israel's genocide against the Palestinian people.
• You think undocumented immigrants are stealing your job or your government benefits.
• You let some unmarried child raping dude in a black dress tell you what to do in your marriage.
• You believe that any of the $60 million Penn State is supposed to pay the NCAA is going to go to the victims of Jerry Sandusky.