Thursday, July 26, 2012

You're an idiot if:

  • You refuse to get your kids vaccinated.
  • You use the word 'Xtians' to refer to Christians.
  • You think Obama is going to become a progressive should he be re-elected.
  • You believe that Romney is going to be any different than either one of the Bushes.
  • You're into Jeff Foxworthy and any of those other 'comedians' he tours with.
  • You're pumped about the Spiderman reboot and whatever Twilight movie we're on now.
  • You believe that one day the wealthy among us will become compassionate and give away all their money.
  • You believe that big business is taxed enough.
  • You support Israel's genocide against the Palestinian people.
  • You think undocumented immigrants are stealing your job or your government benefits.
  • You let some unmarried child raping dude in a black dress tell you what to do in your marriage.
  • You believe that any of the $60 million Penn State is supposed to pay the NCAA is going to go to the victims of Jerry Sandusky.


William Mercado said...

yup, pretty much

William Mercado said...

I wouldn't say genocide so much as ethnic cleansing

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

You wouldn't say 'genocide?' Well guy, you know what? I don't give a shit. This isn't your blog now is it? It's mine and I say what I like. And I say it's fucking genocide. Deal with it.

Mnmom said...

Then just call me genius