Our drone strikin' Nobel Peace Prize President just announced we're going to be getting out of Afghanistan in a couple of years, so that means we won! Yipeeeeee! It's another victory for the mighty US empire!
Here's what we won over there in Afghanistan:
- Billions of dollars in debt.
- a shit ton of PTSD cases.
- Lots of causalities.
- Scores of maimed soldiers.
- Far more fractured families than previously imagined.
- The enmity of the rest of the world.
- More terrorism!
- Hundreds of thousands of dead Afghans.
- Generations of people who will hate us forever no matter what we do or say from here on out.