Occupiers speak out

"I'm occupying this training bra I'm wearing until I get my first period. Or until first period is over, which ever comes first."

"I learned today from 'Occupy Herman Cain' that we're not poor because daddy lost his job and because mom is too sick to work, we're poor because daddy is too stupid to come up with an idea for a business that will make us rich and mommy is sick because she's whore who believes other women who file frivolous sexual harassment claims."

"Bert, I liked you better when I was a member of 'Occupy gin and Valium until you black out.' "

"I don't care what Farmer Brown says, I'm occupying this here chicken coop with you guys until the cows come home."