Friday, September 16, 2011

What are teabaggers cheering for today?

Teabaggers are cheering for:

  • psoriasis
  • Hodgkins lymphoma
  • auto accidents
  • rabies
  • rickets
  • drive by shootings
  • rapes of shut ins
  • seniors getting poisoned by tainted Meals on Wheels meals
  • power outages
  • flooding
  • cross burnings
  • high school drop outs
  • anal warts
  • dildo explosions
  • Sam 'n' Ella
  • bad puns
  • tranny porn
  • religious insanity
  • corporate shenanigans
  • corporal punishment
  • general disorder
  • Captain Crunch
  • date rape
  • dirty Sanchez
  • forced Goatse
  • hounding the handicapped to an early grave
  • bulldozing the homes of Palestinians
  • bologna bashing
  • monkey whipping.

4 comments:

Kim Hambric said...

What about that horrible skin disease where the victim cannot be exposed to any sun or their skin will blister and fall off?

Shouldn't clubbing baby seals be on this list?

I know they would cheer for genocide of the dark-skinned.

I haven't had much fun this month. I should join up with the teabaggers and cheer my head off.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

I noticed "teabagging a drum kit" did not make the list. I would have thought that a given.

Jim said...

Captain Crunch? LOL

ReaderRita said...

Why jeebus, of course...