Friday, September 16, 2011

Please welcome a new sponsor

John Hall Hairdresser is a full service salon. Hairstyle especialties include the bob and weave, the git 'r' done, the achy breaky tart, the silly goose, the man catcher, the lesbi friends, the seventies shag, the broken avocado, the burnt orange, the stinky pinky, the color purple, the Hausdorff, the miller's riddle, and the Barbra Stanwyck sticky wicket. They're open regular hours and they can be found out on Route 17 just past the fancy trailers and the cancer terminal. Be sure to tell them Dr. Monkey sent you and you'll get 5% off every third haircut and pedicure.

Welcome John Hall Hairdressers!

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