Teabaggers are cheering for:
- psoriasis
- Hodgkins lymphoma
- auto accidents
- rabies
- rickets
- drive by shootings
- rapes of shut ins
- seniors getting poisoned by tainted Meals on Wheels meals
- power outages
- flooding
- cross burnings
- high school drop outs
- anal warts
- dildo explosions
- Sam 'n' Ella
- bad puns
- tranny porn
- religious insanity
- corporate shenanigans
- corporal punishment
- general disorder
- Captain Crunch
- date rape
- dirty Sanchez
- forced Goatse
- hounding the handicapped to an early grave
- bulldozing the homes of Palestinians
- bologna bashing
- monkey whipping.
